• Hard Cover
• Robert Brown

A Golf God (Masfel) Factoid: Colin Montgomery was supposed to win the 2006 United States Open. Masfel accidentally interfered when Colin changed, for good reason, from using a six iron to using his seven from the middle of the fairway on the last hole, hit the seven iron woefully short and right into thick rough, and eventually ended up with a double bogey. This resulted in a quick conference between his golf god committee and Mikelson's to determine what should happen next. There was a big fight about how many majors Phil should win and how quickly since he had been made to wait so long for his first one. They weren't able to sort it out and Geoff Oglivy was free to play his way to victory.

Conny’s ready for a serious change. He needs to confront his long-standing lethargy in the community and search for deeper meaning in his life—but can he let his golf buddies know his intentions without being laughed off the course? His newfound clarity tells him … maybe.

Risking their friendship, Conny proposes a new wager to replace their long-standing $5 Nassau, one in which the losers must adhere to certain pacts. Intended to initiate some sense of social responsibility within this group of 40-year-olds, these pacts quickly take on a life of their own with each passing hole.

Stewie’s notebook contains the Lost Rule 13b of golf. As all good golfers know, Rule 13 requires you to play the ball as it lies. The Lost Rule 13b now gives every golfer in the world, the rest of the story and the ability to lower his or her score—guaranteed!

Follow Stewie through the various interpretations of the Lost Rule 13b and you will find yourself nodding in agreement as you read such mulligans as the 1st Tee Mulligan, the Equipment Mulligan, the Etiquette Mulligan, and the Final Word. Each new chapter will show you a new way to lower your score.

From bogies and birdies to par shots and eagles, Zullo offers outrageously funny golf tales certain to entertain golf's millions of enthusiasts.

From Arnie's infamous run-in with the ninth tee at Rancho Park Golf Course to the amateur hacker who was hit in the head by his own ricocheting golf ball, Allan Zullo presents more than 100 sidesplitting anecdotes of life on the green for linksmen and women in dire need of a laugh and a lower handicap.