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Underground Golf Psychology
Golfer: "I'm going to drown myself in that lake over there."
Caddy: "Do you think that you can keep your head down that long?"
The 10 Unalterable Laws of Golf
Golfer: "I just got a set of golf clubs for my wife."
Caddy: "Great trade!"
A man comes home from his Saturday afternoon golf game, and his wife asks, "Why don't you play with Tom Paxton anymore?"
The husband replies, "Would you want to play golf with somebody who cheats in virtually every single game, swears like a foul-mouthed sailor, lies about his score, and doesn't have a good word to say about anybody else on the course?"
"Of course not" replies wife.
"Well," says the husband, "neither would Tom Paxton."
Golfer: "Do you think that my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Oh yes. You miss the ball much closer now."
Funny Golf Quotes
"Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose."
- Woodrow Wilson
" The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course."
- Billy Graham
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."
- Mark Twain
"Golf, like measles, should be caught young."
- P. G. Wodehouse
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break one hundred on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."
More Funny Golf Quotes
"I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators."
- Gerald Ford
"I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles."
- G. K. Chesterton
"If you think it's hard to meet new people,try picking up the wrong golf ball."
- Jack Lemmon
"They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that."
- Gardner Dickinson
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